Eternal Darkness of a Chaotic Mind
explodingbat:

sciencevevo:

mad-as-a-marine-biologist:

ilovecephalopods:

trynottodrown:

ilovecephalopods:

corderito:

Oh shit.

We’re lucky octopuses don’t have bones, because if they did they’d come on land and take over.

they could for sure take over even without bones i think 

you’re right. 
good thing they can only be out of the water for an hour.
actually that might be enough time for them to take over…
I hope this blog serves as enough evidence that I love them and they will then decide to let me live in servitude instead of killing me outright.

An hour would be enough, if they wanted to, if they thought we were worth the effort. But they know better. I hope. 

who the hell thought that when the octopus invasion comes we’re just going to put every single one of them into their own screw-top jar

i’m mostly just impressed/amazed they managed to get the ornery mollusc into the thing to begin with?

I, for one, welcome our cephalopod mollusc overlords with open… tentacles. 

explodingbat:

sciencevevo:

mad-as-a-marine-biologist:

ilovecephalopods:

trynottodrown:

ilovecephalopods:

corderito:

Oh shit.

We’re lucky octopuses don’t have bones, because if they did they’d come on land and take over.

they could for sure take over even without bones i think 

you’re right. 

good thing they can only be out of the water for an hour.

actually that might be enough time for them to take over…

I hope this blog serves as enough evidence that I love them and they will then decide to let me live in servitude instead of killing me outright.

An hour would be enough, if they wanted to, if they thought we were worth the effort. But they know better. I hope. 

who the hell thought that when the octopus invasion comes we’re just going to put every single one of them into their own screw-top jar

i’m mostly just impressed/amazed they managed to get the ornery mollusc into the thing to begin with?

I, for one, welcome our cephalopod mollusc overlords with open… tentacles. 

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